a frog among swans

a frog among swans

Hello. I'm EJ, and I'm an inquisitive lump of talking meat. It is nice to meet you.

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

Posted at 7:40 AM - 3 hours ago
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hapa8cellist:

spaghetticunt:

this is creepy as fuck, I’ll take 14

WAAAAAAAANT

Posted at 7:33 AM - 3 hours ago
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celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

Posted at 7:32 AM - 3 hours ago
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Currently slumped in my chair, feeling sad over the death of my dog Monty.

Posted at 12:12 AM - 10 hours ago
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fartgallery:

goat saw my crackers & demanded sacrifice

Posted at 10:04 PM - 13 hours ago
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nyctaeus:

Yaakov Israel. Abandoned Water Park, Dead Sea, 2010

Posted at 9:58 PM - 13 hours ago
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cubstearns:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating, to say the least.

Oh look, my generation.

Posted at 9:58 PM - 13 hours ago
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