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11:26am August 30, 2014

moriarty-walks-free:

brigwife:

things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • get married (with parental permission)
  • start a family
  • join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
  • move out

things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age

  • buy a pair of scissors

are you serious

10:51am August 30, 2014
10:32am August 30, 2014
faithsuperfab:

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks


i just had to reblog this for the face tbh

faithsuperfab:

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

i just had to reblog this for the face tbh

10:30am August 30, 2014
  • Brother (complaining about his housemate): And he sits there with his door open, listening to podcasts! Who the hell still listens to podcasts?
  • Me: I do, you cheeky fucker.
  • Brother: Yeah, but do you listen to Stone Cold Steve Austin?
  • Me: ...no.
  • Brother: He does. That and some bloke who gets high and talks about how he's high. Why, what do you listen to?
  • Me: Oh, pretty standard stuff. There's one about a weird desert town where the government controls the weather and a cloud rains dead animals, and another with Martians, ghosts and a deep sea detective.
  • Brother: That sounds fucking weird.
  • Me: Yep.
10:22am August 30, 2014
10:22am August 30, 2014

shappeybunny:

perfectlol89:

Just reminders of how brilliant Carolyn Knapp-Shappey

Ooh, that first one’s mine! It still annoys me that I put a forward slash instead of an “I” in the first line and didn’t notice til it was too late. All bow down before Carolyn! 

10:20am August 30, 2014
ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

10:20am August 30, 2014
abandonedography:

Operating room at Agnews state hospital in San Jose Cal.
(source)

abandonedography:

Operating room at Agnews state hospital in San Jose Cal.

(source)

10:17am August 30, 2014
okaysizedbangtheory:


aquaman that is bullshit and you know it

okaysizedbangtheory:

aquaman that is bullshit and you know it