I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
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My Mum and I have our differences, but as soon as soon as my brother’s future father-in-law leaves the room it’s like
Me: What a prick.
Mum: Utter knobhead.
Basically, we dislike the same people. Generation xerox and all that.