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dailyotter:

Who Is That Handsome Fellow?

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Ripley and Jones

gpoy

The fact that she went back to save Jones is one of the many many reasons why Ripley kicks so much ass. 

Do you think they would’ve had her go back for the cat if Ripley had been cast as a man, as originally intended? (or running around in his underwear) 

Yay Ripley.

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On the plus side, I know the Yes Dance.

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Basically, everyone trying to sleep in this ridiculous heat.

youarethebutt:

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lavender-labia:

Woman Who Made Fun Of American Apparel Contest Wins; American Apparel Act Like A Bunch Of Babies

Nancy Upton, the gorgeous prankster who satirized American Apparel’s condescending search for a plus-sized model with smutty and silly overindulgence photos, actually won the online contest! Then American Apparel acted all American Apparel and wouldn’t recognize her victory, even though she had far and away the most votes. Here are some more of the photos that lampooned the contest and won the hearts of online voters.

American Apparel’s Pissy Response To Nancy Upton, In Part

“It’s a shame that your project attempts to discredit the positive intentions of our challenge based on your personal distaste for our use of light-hearted language, and that “bootylicous” was too much for you to handle. While we may be a bit TOO inspired by Beyoncé, and do have a tendency to occasionally go pun-crazy, we try not to take ourselves too seriously around here. I wonder if you had taken just a moment to imagine that this campaign could actually be well intentioned, and that my team and I are not out to offend and insult women, would you have still behaved in the same way, mocking the confident and excited participants who put themselves out there?”

 … “Oh—and regarding winning the contest, while you were clearly the popular choice, we have decided to award the prizes to other contestants that we feel truly exemplify the idea of beauty inside and out, and whom we will be proud to have representing our company.”

you know the pie picture is really hot but goD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WITH RANCH DRESSING HOW DID YOU NOT PUKE ALL OVER THE PLACE AHHHHHHHHHH

tHIS WOMAN IS GORGEOUS WHY THE HELL DID YOU NOT— oh wait you just sugar-coated the fact that she isn’t “beautiful” inside and out and is not what you guys wanted to represent your poop of a contest.

Christ, what a bunch of humourless shits. By throwing their toys out of the pram, they’ve arguably made themselves look infinitely worse.

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